Farcebook Begins Posting Skulls On Dead Accounts

Philadelphia, PA-- When Miss Vicky Smegma's best friend died, she planned to make a kind remark on her dead friend's Farcebook account. Miss Smegma opened the page for Miss Valerie Cockwhistle, hoping to see the last photos of her deceased companion. Instead, she saw the grinning face of a human skull! After Miss Smegma recovered from the shock, she looked deeper into her friend's Farcebook account. All of Miss Cockwhistle's posts and photos were gone, the only thing remaining was the hideous skull. Miss Smegma's intense shock turned into furious anger. She grabbed her phone and called Farcebook's customer service, demanding to get some answers. "How could you!" she wept into the phone. "How could you people be so insensitive and shallow!" she cried. "How could you be so evil!" she screamed. The Farcebook customer service representative patiently explained to Miss Smegma that the company owns everything posted on Farcebook and there was nothing Miss Smegma could do about it. "You aren't the customer Miss Smegma, you are the product. Farcebook sells all your information to the CIA, the IRS, the DIA, the Pentagon, and many others. Dead people are useless to Farcebook, so we put skulls on their accounts." This information alarmed Miss Smegma so much that she had a heart attack and dropped dead on the floor. Ironically, Miss Smegma's Farcebook page had a smiling skull posted on it only seconds after she died. "Is there anything else I can help you with today and were you satisfied with your call." laughed the customer service representative as Miss Smegma lay dead on the floor.